Friday, January 6, 2012

Pepsi Says Mountain Dew Ingredients Would Dissolve Mouse Carcass Over Time

Well, if I am Pepsi, I guess I have some good news and some bad news. First the good news: Our experts say there is no way a mouse carcass could remain for any period of time in a Mountain Dew can, creating an inference that the plaintiff who is alleging he found the said mouse is a damn liar.

Now for the bad news: Those ingredients. In that Mountain Dew can. Can dissolve a mouse carcass. Pretty Quickly. Fine, but if so, what the heck is that Mountain Dew I just chugged doing to my tongue, my teeth, my throat, my stomach and my digestive tract? I don't want to know. In fact, I am so disgusted I don't want to ever drink Mountain Dew again. Case closed.


Unknown said...

i kinda love mountain dew and drank it for 7 consecutive days..nothing serious affected me other than hunger less

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